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Nobility, My Ass
My niece is really into the whole concepts of “Princess’s”. And (according to her) a big part of being a Princess is how to dress, finding a Prince to marry, and how one should behave.
On that note, I have my own rules for appropriate Princess behavior and this is not for kids:
Princess’s…
1. Don’t say ‘fuck’
2. Must wear panties
3. Don’t threaten to kill you and hide the body
4. Don’t ‘put out’
5. Don’t snort when they laugh
6. Don’t brag about their collection of 4” stiletto-heeled shoes and they certainly don’t wear them
7. Sit with their knees together (see rules 1 and 4)
As you can see, being a Princess is a bit of a bore. It’s better to be Queen! My rules for appropriate Queen behavior:
1. Rules? There are no RULES for being the Queens.
Which means, (if you think about it)... they can wear the rubber dress and 4-inch heels without panties and when they slip their boyfriend the tongue while he’s feeling them up, they can demand a good screw up against the wall. If he refuses, they can kill him and hide the body. And when they stand on his cold, cold grave (in their 4-inch stilettos of course), they will laugh and give a little snort.
It’s good to be Queen.
3 comments:
Welcome back Angry Romance Grrl!!! We missed you! Now, get out there and do what you do best you snarky queen you. :)
I think you have the outline of a novel there. LOL
I have bitten you, and i LIKED IT! Damn I miss that sometimes. And I would love to have that shirt!
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